Staring at the frightening mess inside the freezer I was suddenly overwhelmed by it....Fucking meat. There was so much fucking meat in there it was about to become a dangerous avalanche threatening to attack me at any moment. Somehow I got all this crap in here and now it didn't really matter what I wanted to thaw out and eat. It was what the hell could I actually take out of this Jenga frozen carcass puzzle without breaking a foot or getting a concussion.
I just kept staring in amazement at how I had completely fucked myself and needed surgical precision to remove just one item. I placed one hand up to brace some precarious looking red meat substance (which of course wasn't labeled) and made a cautious attempt for what I think might be steak tips. I don't know because yet again none of this is labeled. Mystery meat at it's best. Scraping my little fingers past what I think was once scallops I made a swipe for the (hopefully) steak tips and babam! Four other unidentified freezer objects go flying everywhere. My feet go in unnatural directions and I utter even more expletives. I swear my neighbors think I all I do is drop objects and Fbombs.
Now I have to get this crap back into another Jenga freezer puzzle. Hope that this really is steak tips once it thaws....If not what ever dude! I will work with it. Sometimes life offers you steak tips...sometimes you realize you have stew beef...whatever you end up with you just go with the flow and make it work.
September 24, 2014
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