Beware of the Amazon monster. This scary little beast shows up late at night, during half time while watching football, and usually after some sort of alcoholic beverages have been consumed.
One minute you are innocently looking for that one cheap replacement part for your second car and the next you've spent about $300. What have you bought that you just couldn't live without??? Scratching your head and stretching in a fuzzy sleepy coma you aren't really sure. All you know is that Amazon Prime has been notifying you since 4 am that the Amazon monster struck last night. Great ....what weird shit did I order with my little cheeto dust covered fingers this time????
There should be a lock on Amazon to stop this. I guess I should just pour some coffee and check the damage.
Taking a deep breath I logged in to survey whatever wreckage occured. Alarm clock? What am I gonna do with that? Okay. I guess I might need it in some sort of other alarm clock failure. 4 bunches of sock....yup always need those. Pet food....not too bad so far.
VINTAGE... yup that's where I lost it. They always screw you there. Apparently I'm the new owner of a bunch of weird faux vintage crap. Well, now that explains quite a bit. At least about $200 worth. All my other old crap really is old. I like it that way and now they just mass produce cruddy replicas of the stuff.
Harumph. Well, now everytime I see the real items in an antique barn covered in lovely rust and grime my heart will sink a bit.
September 24, 2014
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